Down on his luck in the suburbs, John Falstaff prepares to hustle his way to a comfy retired life by attracting the other halves of two wealthy men. Unknown to him, it's the females of Windsor who really draw the strings, coordinating Falstaff's comeuppance amidst a theatrical smorgasbord of petty competitions, jealousies as well as over-inflated egos. For a fat Englishman, a Welshman and also a Frenchman, the only means is Windsor ...